This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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