Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
