I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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