we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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