Those balls look pretty dangerous.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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