But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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