i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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