her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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