Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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