it wasn't lemon gatorade
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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