I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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