I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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