come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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