I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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