She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
