to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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