Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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