My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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