just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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