so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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