I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
