Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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