I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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