scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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