They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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