you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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