Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
