and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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