Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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