She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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