You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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