discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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