Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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