i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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