You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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