I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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