But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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