going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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