oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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