he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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