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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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