I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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