I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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