Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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