I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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