btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My life is pants optional.
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