his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Randomize
