We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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