in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
how drunk are you?
Several
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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