THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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